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Phuk What? Phuk Authority!
This video brings back memories of Ranger I'm a fat dick who says no cliff jumping here. His lazy ass expects you to double-time it out of the canyon. I met him him 3 or 4 times and the stupid schmuck eventually wrote me a trespassing ticket.
Phuk Authority!

There it is in pink & black!
He wasn't smart enough to find the small pocket with the 2 grams of hishash and eighth of California's Number 1 Cash Crop. So Kiss my ASS you half assed incompetent loser. I can't believe that guy gets paid to sit above this cliff and give the kids who jump trespassing tickets. I didn't film this ticket writing loser because he was always threatnening to arrest for possesion of endangered species or removing endangered species from a nature preserve He was adamant that I shouldn't swim in a creek with a leaking sewer seeping into it, although it never affected me in any noticeable way. He was always saying irrational things like I'm going to make an example out of you so the dozens of random stragers, who don't even know me, will quit jumping here. It's not my fault and I didn't appreciate having to go to Court over that Bulls**t. The soundtrack reflects my opinion of anti cliff jumping closed minded fools out there who will never understand why someone would jump off a cliff. Why in the Hell should I do what you say , If all your friends jumped off a cliff would you???"
