Why This Site is Evil!!!
The only reason I publish this site was to promote alcohol consumption. It's a diabolical plan of mine and I decided Cliff Jumping was the best way to promote drinking. I needed a diabolical plan after I souled my sole to the Devil for a piece of dirty beef jerky. That's why I've written dozens of pages about drinking and absolutely refuse to publish any pages about the places I go Cliff Jumping. I searched high and low until I found a sponsor who supported drinking, not cliff jumping.
Thanks Hype Energy Drink, your cocktail recipes are groovy.
I would only publish movies that had people getting smashed drunk, you've seen them not even enough cliff jumps to count on one hand! I even chose a name that promoted drinking, and had absolutely nothing to do with cliff jumping. The last reason I publish this site is to insult random strangers online. If you don't like my obvious cramming down your throat of Alcohol Ads I'll insult you. I've written page after page after page of hateful content intended just to spite you personally. I do that because I don't have a TV to watch so I'm very bored and have lots of spare time.
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I mean seriously What kind of person would try to publish an awesome cliff jumping website?
I would like to pack up and go to hell but I refuse to concede that my cliff jumping pictures, videos or the site itself is bad, evil, wrong and/or sucky. In a perfect world my sponsor would be Billabong and I'd be paid with checks that cashed at various banks around the world. I currently only get free energy drink and t-shirts so I can be a better sponsored athlete. I would like to thank Hype Energy Drink for sponsoring me to do what I love Going Cliff Jumping!