Have a Good Time!
PLEASE TREAT THESE SPOTS AS YOU WOULD TREAT YOUR HOUSE.
I am posting directions to several swimming holes that are in sub par water or ones that provide trash cans. I am also advising against you going anywhere and jumping off of anything. Why? Idiots can kill themselves with a ten foot jump, now take these same idiots to a thirty foot jump. If you still fail to see the point a telephone pole is about 33 feet tall. Would you jump off of a telephone pole? The last thing I'm going to say is that your mother loves you and would really like to have an open casket funeral for you.
The T.O. Sewer Hole
The Other T.O. Sewer Hole
The Malibu Rock Pond
Why Only 3 Spots?
What's wrong with the directions you have posted?
1) The places are full of trash/glass
2) They're literal sewers so you can do no wrong
3) They're plain crowded
4) All of the Above
5) They have trash service
If you don't like it here's what you can do.
1) Find your own spots
2) Stay home and cry about it
3) Have the luck to meet the webmaster
I thought about posting fraudelent directions but instead have posted sewer spots. These are literal sewers in certain cases, even though they are extremely scenic. Do whatever you please but when you're sick you know who's to blame. So what you're saying is that jumping off cliffs isn't dangerous enough so you risk bacterial contamination? The short answer is "Yes".
My two pet peeves are people asking if I posted correct directions. The short answer is if I lied on the webpage what makes me tell the truth in an email? My other pet peeve is lazy morons thinking I know of a cliff jumping spot by their hick town. I don't and I'm not going to look for one. I'm not being mean but do you know how many hick towns are in this country? I am willing to provide an exception to this rule as long as you buy me airfare, a hotel room, a rental car and cover one meal a day and any other expenses such as park fees, maps, gas and most importantly beer.
I really think you guys should find yor own cliff jumps but I have decided to give out directions to two other places and another spot by email. If you read all the way down the page your diligence has been rewarded! Thank You! You must ask me to "reward your diligence" in the subject of the email.
Santa Ynez River
The Gutterbowls