Sorry Charlie
Here's the deal...I don't care. I see to many pieces of trash and ugly tagging. Send me an email pitching your case and I'll give you my answer in advance, though you probably won't even read it. My answer is "Sorry Charlie, I don't care".
If you don't like it here's what you can do.
1) Find your own spots
2) Stay home and cry about it
3) Have the luck to meet the webmaster
How would you define "Locals Only!"?
My answer...If you're reading this online it's not you! The real answer is the people who live near and play at a certain spot. The tourists just get in the way and gawk at what we all think is normal. They're noisy and just clutter up the place. You can always tell the day trippers from the people who came to be back at a spot they have respect for.
Is there any way I can be a local?
If you find your own spot and keep going there than Yes You Can. If you're asking how to get around the directions ban then No You Can't. I hate to shut you guys down but when people disrespect a spot they're disrespecting me. That means that I will not cave in to your whiny atttempts at being to lazy to find your own spots. Get a backpack, a map and an annual forest tax pass and start hiking!
Dude, I don't litter and niether do my friends. We love the environment. We promise to clean up trash if you can just give me dirctions to BLANK. Okay guys that's the basic begging for directions email and here's my answer "Are you a local or are you reading this online?" refer above for your answer.
Okay this is my other pet peeve. Dude, I live a thousand or miles away at this never before heard of hick town. Do you know of any cliff jumps by my house?
This requires a special response because you probably grew up with your mom telling you that you were "Special". Well you're not and you have to go out and find your own cliff jumping spots by your house. If you want me to do it for you are responsible for my airfare and accomadations. You will also be responsible for transportaion, in the form of a rental car, and one meal a day. You also buy the beer. I'll waive the daily fee for intelligence, guts and perseverance.
The secret email code to get directions is "I'm an idiot". Make sure you put that in the subject of the email so I know how to file it. Thanks!